vibraniumshield:

fuckyeahcaptainamerica:

Superman: Don’t crash the plane in warmer waters!
Batman: I only swim when I’m chasing submarines!
Captain America: Oh, like you two could have done it any better.
Superman: Are you kidding? Dude, I catch falling planes out of midair, like, every other week.
Batman: And I’m Batman.
Cap: Okay okay, fair enough. But wait! Shh shh… Do you guys hear that?
Batman: Hear what?
Cap: Is that… the Justice League calling?
Superman: I don’t hear anything…
Batman: Yeah, me neither…
Cap: Exactly!